sceptre:

why do drugs when you can do me 

(Source: SCEPTRE)

putuporshuttup:

if you can pull off a beanie you can pull off my pants

angryblackman:

"How are your grades?"

"What are you majoring in?"

"Have you got a girlfriend?"

"What do you want to do when you graduate?"

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booforce:

my friend who snorts cocaine won’t eat cookie dough because it’s bad for you

(Source: biforce)

deucebowl:

she reaches down seductively. I guide her hand to my zipper. she unzips my fanny pack by mistake. raviolis spill out everywhere

elissamvp:

When you say something smart and people are shocked

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relahvant:

relahvant:

holy shit it’s August wtf 

time flies when you’re wasting it on the internet i guess