if you can pull off a beanie you can pull off my pants
"How are your grades?"
"What are you majoring in?"
"Have you got a girlfriend?"
"What do you want to do when you graduate?"
my friend who snorts cocaine won’t eat cookie dough because it’s bad for you
she reaches down seductively. I guide her hand to my zipper. she unzips my fanny pack by mistake. raviolis spill out everywhere
When you say something smart and people are shocked