jesusinc:

I love sunglasses, am I looking at that tree? Am I staring at your dick? Who knows!

babyferaligator:

hey i heard u like bad girls, i dont mean to brag or anything but im really really bad. at everything.

(Source: 420dongsquad)

hate:

"wow i really need to get hot before school starts" -me every summer

hoodratzayn:

i believe in hate at first sight

(Source: jadethrwall)

condorn:

black??? dont u mean dark white?

(Source: condom)

stability:

sniffing:

finally beating a level you were stuck on for hours

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getting stuck on the next level

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dudewhereismytardis:

freakoftheangels:

un-requitedl0ve:

i took you for granted, VHS. i took you for granted..

huh…

i think we have a youngster over here…

(Source: tastefullyoffensive)